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Important message from president Trump

by Vapor - 27 July, 2019 - 04:25 AM
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Good afternoon and hello, it is I, your President Trump speaking. I’d like to let you, the American people, know about the U.S. Department of State’s newest homeland security program: extensive Cock and Ball Torture. Yep folks, we are rolling out the United States’ most comprehensive system of cock and ball torture since Melania first crushed my left testicle between a vice grip and her stilettos. So what does this mean for you, American citizen? First, it means that every man, woman, and child will get to experience the wonders of cock and ball torture first-hand and government warranted. Of course there will be a 9.7% tax for each gonad sufficiently smashed, squeezed, pulled, and mangled. If any male or female is found denying cock and ball torture, they will be penalized under U.S. Code § 169: Failure to Comply with State-issued Penis-Testicle Humiliation. Thank you for your time, and I hope all of you look forward to this new law. This is your president, Barack Trump, signing off, and good night.

Educational video about CBT: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7IwYakbxmxo
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(31 October, 2019 - 07:47 PM)Lucian Wrote: Show More
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