OP 23 February, 2020 - 06:26 PM
Today I'll share my method for one of my first and more simple SEs.
A Ninja Coffee Machine.
Being a stupid 15 year old I brought this out for my mothers birthday and didn't consider she wouldnt want a stolen coffee machine.
To be fair it makes a nice fucking coffee.
It's pretty simple to get, all you'll need is a receipt and this should work with all ninja products like their blenders etc.
Just pray you don't get Colin in customer service the dopey cunt.
Firstly what you're going to do is email customer support, obviously, I used my machine suddenly went dead, they'll ask for photos.I told them I bought mine from Curry's PC World and when they told me to return mine I told them
Now, if you get Colin, he will sit and argue with you on how you shouldnt have given the machine away etc, you keep complaining
Colin should bump you up to his supervisor and they will complain a bit more how they can't give out freebies and offer you a 50% discount on any ninja product, you need to politely tell them to go fuck themselves and that you are going to leave a bad review and will not invest in that nutriblender you were really considering purchasing.
Then they apologise and send you a ridiculously expensive coffee machine.
But to be honest the iced coffees that it makes are worth the 30 email thread I had to write under a desk during class.
Enjoy.
Uprep if you use it.
A Ninja Coffee Machine.
Being a stupid 15 year old I brought this out for my mothers birthday and didn't consider she wouldnt want a stolen coffee machine.
To be fair it makes a nice fucking coffee.
It's pretty simple to get, all you'll need is a receipt and this should work with all ninja products like their blenders etc.
Just pray you don't get Colin in customer service the dopey cunt.
Firstly what you're going to do is email customer support, obviously, I used my machine suddenly went dead, they'll ask for photos.I told them I bought mine from Curry's PC World and when they told me to return mine I told them
Now, if you get Colin, he will sit and argue with you on how you shouldnt have given the machine away etc, you keep complaining
Colin should bump you up to his supervisor and they will complain a bit more how they can't give out freebies and offer you a 50% discount on any ninja product, you need to politely tell them to go fuck themselves and that you are going to leave a bad review and will not invest in that nutriblender you were really considering purchasing.
Then they apologise and send you a ridiculously expensive coffee machine.
But to be honest the iced coffees that it makes are worth the 30 email thread I had to write under a desk during class.
Enjoy.
Uprep if you use it.
