OP 29 May, 2019 - 09:17 PM
(This post was last modified: 29 May, 2019 - 10:19 PM by manlikephillyd.)
I don't get why all the black people were acting like Black Panther was their first big movie ------> WHEN PLANET OF THE APES HAS BEEN AROUND SINCE THE 60's.
I called a suicide hotline in Iraq. --------> THEY GOT EXCITED AND ASKED IF I COULD DRIVE A TRUCK.
I'm not too sure if the KKK were really that racist as people made them out to be ---------> I WENT TO ONE OF THEIR MEETINGS AND THERE WERE A TON OF BLACK PEOPLE HANGING AROUND.
I think I had sex with a Chinese celebrity -------> She kept screaming 'I'm Wei Tuu Yung'. As if I'm supposed to know her name....
I always get some uncontrollable boners in the morning on the ride to school ------> Any other Bus drivers have the same problem?
People are like teeth -------> White ones are better. Most are yellow. And Black ones don't work.
What's the difference between me and cancer? ------> My dad didn't beat cancer.
Yesterday I ran over three disabled children.... -------> CRIPPLE KILL!
IF YOU FOUND ANY OF THESE FUNNY LEAVE A LIKE AND HELP A NIGGA OUT <3
24 OF YOU NIGGAS READ THIS AND ONLY 3 LIKES WTF, HELP A NIGGA GET TO 75 :)
I called a suicide hotline in Iraq. --------> THEY GOT EXCITED AND ASKED IF I COULD DRIVE A TRUCK.
I'm not too sure if the KKK were really that racist as people made them out to be ---------> I WENT TO ONE OF THEIR MEETINGS AND THERE WERE A TON OF BLACK PEOPLE HANGING AROUND.
I think I had sex with a Chinese celebrity -------> She kept screaming 'I'm Wei Tuu Yung'. As if I'm supposed to know her name....
I always get some uncontrollable boners in the morning on the ride to school ------> Any other Bus drivers have the same problem?
People are like teeth -------> White ones are better. Most are yellow. And Black ones don't work.
What's the difference between me and cancer? ------> My dad didn't beat cancer.
Yesterday I ran over three disabled children.... -------> CRIPPLE KILL!
IF YOU FOUND ANY OF THESE FUNNY LEAVE A LIKE AND HELP A NIGGA OUT <3
24 OF YOU NIGGAS READ THIS AND ONLY 3 LIKES WTF, HELP A NIGGA GET TO 75 :)
