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by SamWinchester - 04 April, 2023 - 07:14 PM
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(This post was last modified: 30 April, 2023 - 10:19 PM by SamWinchester. Edited 13 times in total.)
Created by me and @Sigma
Maintained by me (will be updated frequently)
Honorable mentions (@lofasz @GraciasBracias @TabooAnime @DJR @laxy @yuno and others)


1) @laxy i have 20 finger middle ones for u BITCH ???????? monkey watermelon muncher ???????? FUCK YOU!!!! ????
2) oh my big black mirror... who is the biggest blackie of them all **scanning** beep... beep... ⚠️ **Nigger presence detected!** ⚠️ username: @IHM Race: **PURE BLACK** Face pic: :darkness: NW: 3$ and some ? + KFC Spirit animal: ?

3) @lofasz invasion :omg: :omg: :wow: :wow: TAKE COVER :peperee: :peperee:  :mesvak:  :mesvak: :dingdong: :dingdong:

4) @Sakura hahah hey sexy... i noticed you all alone in this dark cold sb :woow: i think youre like... reeally pretty [Image: thinkingpepe.png] :poggershype: :poggershype: i think we should form a pact xD? :pepelove: I want to breed you :pepeteddy:

5) Ligamero Based retardation stockholm syndrome tourette victim unlucky aids tuberkulose jehova witness members GG :mesvak:

6) @winter POV = :dingdong: :nooo: @winter please be my girlfriend :kingpepo: :kingpepo: :kingpepo: :ksz:

7) Emilyshe/theyBLM ✊?ACAB✨Eat the rich✨? panromantic demisexual nonbinaryVirgo ?Kill all m*n ?? Cis het Wh*te people DNI? is typing…..

8) @SamWinchester IM GONNA KILL MYSELF USING A SHOTGUN DDOS :omg: :omg: BUY LIFE INSURANCE BEFORE :hyperneko: :hyperneko: MAKES MONEY DUPE REAL :money: :money: :money:

9) @Sigma BE FREE MY JIGGI NIGGY :pepejail: -> :run: ROAM WILD AND SPAM MORE :hackerman: :hackerman: MAKE MORE DDOS COPYPASTAS :pepeclap: :pepeclap: GO INTO HIDING :hide: :hide:

10) @Sigma gg we gotta hide. :hide: them lq staff got didlo in butt again. all pissy. mute instead of solving leecher report :pepejail: :hackerman: making 0$ cuz tranny mods XD! :pepeclap:

11) @Sigma 1 HOUR BAN DDOS :omg: :omg: MODS HATE SPAMMING FAGS :peperee: :peperee: THEY DONT WANT TO SEE U HAVING FUN :darkness: :darkness: GETTING PAID 400$ A MONTH :hang: :hang:

12) @SamWinchester MY ASSHOLE DDOS :omg: :omg: ITS HERE!! :peperee: :peperee: :smart: :smart: :smart: RUNN :darkness: :darkness: :sadnigga:

13) @Sigma  SHOVE A DICK UP MY ASS AND MAKE ME SCREAM DDOS :omg: :omg: QUICK BEFORE NIGGER STAFF BANS US :smart: :smart: WE GOTTA BE QUICKER THEN BLACK :yes: :yes:

14) @weight :keeksad::hammer2: Smacking el risitas :keeksad::hammer2: Smacking el risitas :keeksad::hammer2: Smacking el risitas :keeksad::hammer2: Smacking el risitas

15) ᵇᵒⁱ?️ʷʰᵃᵗ?️ᵗʰᵉ?️ʰᵉˡˡ?️ᵇᵒⁱ?️ᵇᵒⁱ?️ʷʰᵃᵗ?️ᵗʰᵉ?️ʰᵉˡˡ?️ᵇᵒⁱ?️ᵇᵒⁱ?️ʷʰᵃᵗ?️ᵗʰᵉ?️ʰᵉˡˡ?️ᵇᵒⁱ?️ᵇᵒⁱ?️ʷʰᵃᵗ?️ᵗʰᵉ?️ʰᵉˡˡ?️ᵇᵒⁱ?️ᵇᵒⁱ?️ʷʰᵃᵗ?️ᵗʰᵉ?️ʰᵉˡˡ?️ᵇᵒⁱ?️ᵇᵒⁱ?️ʷʰᵃᵗ?️ᵗʰᵉ?️ʰᵉˡˡ?️ᵇᵒⁱ?️ᵇᵒⁱ?️ʷʰᵃᵗ?️ᵗʰᵉ?️ʰᵉˡˡ?️ᵇᵒⁱ?️

16) @Sigma this forum is filled with trolls... they all skid and think they are known GG. infact all of them are poor, with 10$ to their name spending 10 hours on c.io doing rep4rep and thinking their hq for reposting accounts. GG bring back old days

17) #CANCELJ_S :smokingnigga: :smokingnigga: :dingdong: :dingdong: :omg: :omg: CANCELJ_S :mesvak: :mesvak: :confused: :confused:

18) **scanning for niggers** beep... beep... beep 1 **NIGGER DETECTED! ** :darkness: NAME: @IHM SEX: NONE RACE: NIGGA DIET: VEGAN **initiating cleanup...** :clean: :clean: :clean: User IHM Has Been Muted For 9999 Days Done!

19) tabooanime is a highly esteemed and valued member of our community, possessing a notable degree of intelligence and insight.
I personally attest to their character, having observed them giving aid to a homeless individual and providing food for the needy.
Furthermore, they have demonstrated generosity towards me, having bestowed a large financial contribution of 2 american dollars

20) one straight female frog witnessing two male gay frogs with abnormaly huge lips kiss ⠀⠀:mlg:⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ :kiss:

21) Whole @Summer I was just browsing @Instagram and watching @Spongebob Squarepants, so I gained too much @weight Now @imfat Can‘t even see my @Snake1337 through my belly when looking down. I look like @PANDA now. Well,At least I will be warm in @winter

22) @Sigma @Alice haha heyyyy girl just noticed your skin color... and how do i put it... :why: its kind of... black :darkness: :ohwaitno: may i please call you a nigger m‘lady?! :mesvak: :daddy: :popcat:

23) I am very good at triggering dopamine receptors for recent subscribers or donators so upon donating/subscribing i will be able to trigger short euphoria for the cto user

24) Buy :takemoney: 100/day money making method from marketplace. Later , after buying : :fine: :fine:

25) if I had a flower for each time I think of u I would be walking in a garden full of beautiful roses right now :pepesad: :pepesad: :pepesad:

26) MAG IK NOG EEN ZAKJE CHIPS OULOEEEEEEEEEEH :clown3:

27) ﷽ (times 2000 xd :mesvak:)

28) u know at first i thought our relationship will be purely tactical [Image: thinkingpepe.png] isolate the mark, ingratiate yourself, find a pain point you know the usual. but then i got to know her she's so lovely and kind :blush:

29) fuck this im out, im tired of these skids taking over the forum, u have @ANG with his team, they cant even clone websites properly, cant even do for loops, he copy-pastes the code 1k times instead, this skid even pays skids to skid for him. cba

30) In case of an investigation by any federal entity or similar, I do not have any involvement with this group or with the people in it, I do not know how I am here, probably added by @Her , I do not support any actions by the member of this group

31) Bro can you stfu? you want to provoke me? haha gl man, i got connections with all staff like @KSZ, @Liars, @Barry and @Darkness bro, please dont fuck with me man, i can get u banned in 3 secs xD i warned you first time but there wont be a second one

32) mesvak 33 posts 89.9K followers 1 following mr Vak Information Technology Company Vu ?️‍♂️?️‍♂️?? Real shit with big shit ligamero == pro cs ,dota Coming ESL soon! [email protected]

33) What?You?Know?About? Rolling ?Down?In?The?Deep?

34) Don‘t ❌ you ? know, ?? pump ⛽ it up, ?? You ? got ?? to pump ⛽ it up ?

35) submission is a sign of consent whether cohersed or intimidated or voluntary!

36) @J_S I think I found a bug, when I go into my profile, I don't see your rep (¬‿¬)

37) don‘t care + didn‘t ask + you‘re white + cry about it + stay mad + get real + L + mald seethe cope harder + hoes mad + basic + skill issue + ratio + you fell off + the audacity + triggered + any askers + redpilled + get a life + ok

38) and? + cringe + touch grass + donowalled + not based + your‘re a (insert stereotype) + not funny didn‘t laugh

39) you‘re* + grammar issue + go outside + get good + reported + ad hominem + GG! + ask deez + ez clap + straight cash + ratio again + final ratio + stay mad + stay pressed + pedophile + cancelled + done for + mad free + freer than air +

40) rip bozo + slight_smile + cringe again + mad cuz bad + lol + irrelevant + cope + jealous + go ahead whine about it + your problem + don‘t care even more + sex offender + sex defender + not okay + glhf + problematic

41) @weight do better + check your privilege + pronouns in bio + anime pfp + nauseated_facenauseated_faceface_vomitingface_vomiting + the cognitive dissonance is real with this one + small dick energy + joyjoyroflrofl + lol copium + snowflake + triangul

42) @weight + those tears taste delicious + Lisa Simpson meme template saying that your opinion is wrong + unamusedrolling_eyesface_with_monocleface_with_raised_eyebrow + wojak meme in which I‘m the chad + average your opinion fan vs average my opinion

43) im gonna overcome my fears and develop relationships with females and express horniness together

44) what u just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things i have ever heard at no point in ur rambling incoherent response were u even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought, everyone in this room is now dummer for having listened

45) the past appears to be a predictably unpredictable predictor of the futur, in hindsight things look simple, in reality, the only certainty going further is uncertainty :mesvak:

46) If I ever had a kid by accident with whatever whore poked a hole in my condom and refused an abortion, I'd strap the kid into the seat, set the radio for Old Macdonald, and back the car into a river :mesvak:

47) unlucky tuberkulose aids jehova witness

48) Reading books helped me learn a lot of lessons about life, that life is not just about making money, it's about making as much money as humanely possible doing an activity that contributes absolutely nothing to society. It's all meaningless in the end of the day existence is but a blip in the geological time  scales of infinity so why not spend the precious moments you have sitting at a computer making money for the sake of making money :happy:

49) just cuz ur good at something doesnt mean u have to do it i'm good at driving sober but i dont relish the opportunity :kap:

50) i'm just gonna cut this conversation short because my time is more important than yours :mesvak:

51) This website has been seized :mesvak: :fbi: go find another fraud site niggers :yes: :takemoney: :comrade:

52) **pip install salami :gibsalami: -------------> installed successfully :gibsalami: :gibsalami: **

53) 卐so i went to this hotel  :poggershype:  :poggershype: 6million stars :omg: :omg: it said at the entrance **Willkommen in Auschwitz! Arbeit Macht Frei ** :thinking: but i dont read german :mesvak: :mesvak: great weight loss program they said :mlg:卐

54) INVEST IN BREEDABLE FEMBOYS :darkness: :darkness: THEY WILL RISE IN STOCK SOON :uwu: :uwu: DONT MISS OUT ON FREE MONEY :nooo: :nooo:

55) @laxy ahaha hey girl, i was "lurking" on your profile xD and ermm... i noticed something superrr weird o.O there was ur signature righttt? a-and the more i looked into it i began noticing NAZI SYMBOLS :mesvak:? :darkness:
 
Make sure to like the post u forgs so i can convince @KSZ to pin this thread  spam at ur own risk and for the final copypasta check my signature :mesvak:
Much love :mesvak: :pepelove2:


SVAKI SVAKI BLESS ME SVAKI [Image: mesvak2.png] SPAM IT SPAM IT TILL STAFF BAN IT [Image: hammer2.gif]
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I had to disable emotes cuz the thread didnt wanna go through GG SadNigga
Reason: The message you entered contained 109 images, while only 25 images per message are allowed. Please lower the image count in your message to meet the limit SadNigga


SVAKI SVAKI BLESS ME SVAKI [Image: mesvak2.png] SPAM IT SPAM IT TILL STAFF BAN IT [Image: hammer2.gif]
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HOLY FUCK I LOVE U SAM
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very hq, helped me a lot
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I love this.

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