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Method is very simple. You start with a load of cash. Screw the banks, they've seen it all. Uncle Jimmy will cross you over whenever he gets the chance, and your local plug doesn't have enough weed to cover half of it. Take it to your grandmother Mrs. Gonzales, she's seen it all too. Make sure your grandfather doesn't get involved, he hasn't kept his nose clean in decades. What does she do with it? Coconuts. Buy coconuts, buy the trees, buy the farmers. Get into the cocount business, it's scarce but highly necessary. From there, make a big purchase overseas. Tell them to ship it to the Americas, leave them clueless to your scheme. Pay the crew, turn that shit straight into the ocean. Strong waves, lost signal, silent crew. Instead, sail that bitch straight to the Bahamas. Start a coconut stand at the tourist plots, under the name Juan Lopez. Congratulations, your profit is now in USD and out of America.