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by RainbowPope1899 - 07 August, 2022 - 06:05 PM
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Hi, I'm new here and I have a story to tell.
It's a story at least as old as broadband internet.

A coomer joins a forum to find a specific set of leaked porn. He's so focused on his tiny cock that he never interacts with the comunity in any meaningful way. He's always posting one word replies to threads in order to generate some semblance of engagment without ever knowing the names of any of the members. "Just gimme the links!" He thinks in a panic, not giving a second's consideration to anything else the forum, or indeed the internet as a whole might have to offer.

He looks at Cracked and thinks "Wow. At least you can buy your way out of pretending to give a shit about the community here. Finally somone who gets it."

His porn addiction will not be cured this day.

It's an old story. It's a sad story and worst of all, it's an increasingly common story.

And now, with my latest dose of post-nut clarity subsiding, I shall immerse myself in porn once again ,while western civilisation continues to collapse around me.
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(07 August, 2022 - 06:07 PM)nutonhername Wrote: Show More
u love dick dont u

No, u
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(07 August, 2022 - 06:05 PM)frjoethesecond Wrote: Show More
Hi, I'm new here and I have a story to tell.
It's a story at least as old as broadband internet.

A coomer joins a forum to find a specific set of leaked porn. He's so focused on his tiny cock that he never interacts with the comunity in any meaningful way. He's always posting one word replies to threads in order to generate some semblance of engagment without ever knowing the names of any of the members. "Just gimme the links!" He thinks in a panic, not giving a second's consideration to anything else the forum, or indeed the internet as a whole might have to offer.

He looks at Cracked and thinks "Wow. At least you can buy your way out of pretending to give a shit about the community here. Finally somone who gets it."

His porn addiction will not be cured this day.

It's an old story. It's a sad story and worst of all, it's an increasingly common story.

And now, with my latest dose of post-nut clarity subsiding, I shall immerse myself in porn once again ,while western civilisation continues to collapse around me.

Story on the one side btw welcome to the Forum :pepo:

 
                                                      
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(This post was last modified: 28 August, 2023 - 02:50 AM by sadnigga2. Edited 1 time in total.)
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Welcome to heaven sir

hello i'm unbanned after 1 year  [Image: PepeBlush.png]
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hey welcome to the forum sir =)

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